Girl please...

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Barbie that is really tacky, you shouldn’t leave your toilet bowl open like that. Your wine might fall in and that  shit is a party foul.

Seriously Barbie, that is not a flattering hairstyle on you. Maybe you should wear it with the sides pulled back.

Is that a spoon on the bathroom floor? Gross, Barbie.

The goldfish bowl looks awfully precarious on the window ledge, there.

All these comments and no on is talking about the really disturbing thing in this image…

I keep thinking she’s one leg spasm away from a pretty bad foot injury.

more importantly,

is that a dildo on the table? i see barbie, i see.

Barbie water you doin? I know you see that coffee spilled, do you wanna have to redo the entire bathroom floor? Clean that mess up before it stains.

I swear…one of these days, I am getting a clawfoot tub….gorgeous!

Gettaways to Japan are the best. But seriously Barbie, do something about that coffee. Also, you’re out of Sake.

seriously barbie how are you just gonna eat all the good chocolates and leave the rest what kind of shit is that 

Barbie, you still don’t give a damn that you have no nipples huh?

That bathroom floor is nice!

(Source: fuckyeahsexanddrugs)